DAMN, NOW I know how Santa must feel on Christmas Day after spamming the globe with gifts – quivery-legged and nubby with hernias from hefting all that weight. See, me and the rest of the elves at The List hit the workshop extra hard, sourcing two weeks' worth of things
WE WENT FULL-ON doorbusters mode and pulled a frenzied smash-and-grab on this week's most happening holiday events. Is it a riot or just a mad seasonal shopping rush? I don't even know anymore! 🤷♂️ But whether you're looking for family holiday classics or you'
HOLIDAY TRADITIONS come in all forms, but my favorites are the personal and peculiar ones we develop ourselves. For instance, Christmas season hasn't officially started for me until I've inaugurally snort-scoffed through a six-hour block of hysterically cheesy Hallmark holiday movies, fortified only by ironic appreciation
NO MATTER HOW divided our nation is, Thanksgiving offers hope to even the most coal-hearted cynics like me because heedless, excessive eating and shopping are, like, core biological functions that reflect the magic of our shared human condition. And, on top of that, what human doesn't also like
IT'S F1 RACE WEEK, and you know what that means: rage-inducing traffic snags and equally rage-inducing #f1brag posts from your suddenly super-annoying friends who scored tickets. But so what? You'll be too busy to notice with everything else that's popping, from Downtown music festivals
WHETHER YOU PREFER trotting with the turkeys, jogging with jolly Saint Nick, or just strolling through festive lights, the chilly season in Las Vegas is packed with activities. Prefer indoor attractions? We've got plenty of theater, music, art, and attractions to keep you busy (and warm). Trot like
BACK FROM HONEYMOON break, I've dutifully consumed the last of the slightly smooshed, leftover Halloween Snickers, swallowed my vertiginous post-election ick, and got my full-body gravy slanket pressed and ready for Thanksy season. And what a feast lies before us: epic pizza parties, brunchapaloozas, barbecues, wine tastings – not
PACE YOURSELF – uh, yeah, file that under "advice Andrew never ever takes." But the Rx applies for this extra-special, double-stuffed issue of The List, which covers two weeks' worth of fun in one juicy, turgid email. From vintage markets to raucous rawk shows to Halloween haunts for