SCOUNDREL OF THE SAGE AT ALLEGIANT STADIUM

FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, LAW ENFORCEMENT HAVE AGREED TO ALLOW THE SCOUNDREL OF THE SAGE, DAISY LES STRAFE, TO PERFORM AT ALLEGIANT STADIUM. DON’T MISS THIS WORLD-CLASS ARTIST THAT CRITICS HAVE CALLED:

“An incredible display of the human spirit’s capacity to endure, despite all circumstances.”
-Nobel Prize-winning author William Faulkner

“Horrific. No decent person should listen to this music.”
-Former Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara

“What?”
-Desert Companion Magazine

“April Fools!”
– TheList.Vegas