✦Weekender✦ 9,000 shirts | Fairy music | Stargaze party | Comedy battle | Sad dance pop | Punchable faces 🥊

SOME PEOPLE CALL it summer solstice, I call it that part of the year when the a/c hysterically heaves nonstop and my energy bill leaps into the wtf? mid-triple digits. Hot or not, this week sports hella chill treasures, from bendy yoga socials to mac 'n' cheese
YOU'RE IN LUCK this week of Friday the 13th – no hockey mask required. We've got an especially killer lineup of fun things to do, from retro shopfests to galactic dance parties to, geez, like 17 burlesque bashes with every thematic kink you can imagine. Cheers! – Andrew
FROM GLITTER-BOMBED night markets to sashaying hash browns to a "sploinky" dance party, here's what made The List this weekend. Cheers! – Andrew Kiraly 🤍 🏁 Friday June 6 * Working Friday? Here's a nice nooner sneak-off: Lunch at Little Avalon (try the Spanish Bowl), stock up on
KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD? This entire week! We've got fringe theater festivals, hair-raising stories (literally), and art shows that'll make your crotch cringe. All of which makes the singing goblin seem completely normal. Run that freak flag up the pole – you're in good