✦Weekender✦ Cult circus | VHS baby oil | Free trees | Native market | Style swap 👗
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🎄 Double Xmas fatty | Psycho nuns | Ski shindig | Bathtub jazz | NYE shebangs | Hula chickens | Bucket wizard
DAMN, NOW I know how Santa must feel on Christmas Day after spamming the globe with gifts – quivery-legged and nubby with hernias from hefting all that weight. See, me and the rest of the elves at The List hit the workshop extra hard, sourcing two weeks' worth of things
🐴 Horsin' around | Rat king rave | Yule dance party | Swedish feast | Sweater romance | Jupiter sunset | Dark carnival
WE WENT FULL-ON doorbusters mode and pulled a frenzied smash-and-grab on this week's most happening holiday events. Is it a riot or just a mad seasonal shopping rush? I don't even know anymore! 🤷♂️ But whether you're looking for family holiday classics or you'
✦Weekender✦ Global holidaze | Western expo | Nevada beerfest | Get handsy | Fancy ball | Korean feast 🍜
🫔 Tamale storm | Bathtub gin party | Beaver mania | Blingy crooners | 10,000 Santas | Brutal toys | Feast on lolz
HOLIDAY TRADITIONS come in all forms, but my favorites are the personal and peculiar ones we develop ourselves. For instance, Christmas season hasn't officially started for me until I've inaugurally snort-scoffed through a six-hour block of hysterically cheesy Hallmark holiday movies, fortified only by ironic appreciation